Things to Remember About Turning Two

1. When Honey called and asked to speak with the birthday boy, you excitedly jumped up and down, doing your happy dance , yelling "Two, two!". When she sang Happy Birthday to you in person, you screamed and covered your eyes. You also shot your sister a dirty look, as if to say, "How could you betray me?"


2. When your Nana and Papa sang Happy Birthday, you had the same reaction.


3. Trust me, the birthdays don't get much better except for the 16th, 18th, 21st, and 25th(unless you're a bad driver).


4. You also screamed and shot the T.V. dirty looks until you realized it was the National Anthem being sung and not Happy Birthday.


5. You enjoyed the boxes, wrapping paper, ribbons, and clothes hangers better than the actual gifts.


6. Which is why your sister is sleeping with your new Buster koala bear.